Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering.
There are two times a man doesn’t understand a woman, before marriage and after marriage!
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife!
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the "y" becomes silent.
What is the difference between a marriage and a war?
A marriage is a war in which the enemies can sleep together!
I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?"
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all !
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
There are two times a man doesn’t understand a woman, before marriage and after marriage!
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife!
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the "y" becomes silent.
What is the difference between a marriage and a war?
A marriage is a war in which the enemies can sleep together!
I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?"
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all !
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
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